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05Roush
September 24th, 2008, 06:18 AM
Have a family friendly joke, funny picture? Post it here! :D
05Roush
September 24th, 2008, 06:20 AM
Car for sale ( IN IRELAND )



The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper:



Automobile for Sale 1985 Blue Volkswagen

Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver.. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.



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gtoman33
September 24th, 2008, 09:17 AM
lol... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/laughing013.gif
70STANG
September 24th, 2008, 11:21 AM
Bet he doesn't know what it'll do in the 1/4!
Conroy
December 16th, 2010, 02:38 PM
Dog at the poker table

A man brings his dog to a night of tournameminneapolis auto repair (http://www.twincitiesautoservice.com/auto-service-in-minneapolis)nt poker at a friend's house. At first the others are hesitant, but they finally let the man buy chips for the dog. The hound sits down at the table, picks up the cards and starts playing. The others are impressed and one of them says, "Your dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world."

The dog owner replies, "Nah, he sees way to many flops and can never fold a flush draw." :D :D
Bill190D
January 1st, 2011, 09:03 AM
A worthy New Years resolution!

Bill


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H-Ace-T
January 2nd, 2011, 08:03 PM
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman... has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.